Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

Drinking on Saturdays. Shagging someone who's dishy. Fantasising while watching erotic videos. These are three activities that has been routinary. I'm happy with my choices. They make me full of beans all the time.

I bake bread when I'm at home, but there's a twist. I only bake when I'm starkers and when the door is open. A fresh air helps me bake better. My bread is something never forget. Most always come back to have more.

A lonely lady who just came here to find someone who can mend her broken heart. My boyfriend just broke up with me and I am pissed about it. I want to forget him as soon as possible and I hope to find here a nice lad who can help me do so.

I want to live my life with no regrets or whatsoever. YOLO might seem a bit cliche, but it has some merits. One must live their life to the fullest because death is the end of everything. As such, I would like to have some fun and do some crazy shit ...

Self-assured men turn me on and drive me wild under the sheets. It’s just that when a man is nothing but sure about himself, his actions will always reflect on it. And I’m always drawn to the kind of man, all the time.