Drinking on Saturdays. Shagging someone who's dishy. Fantasising while watching erotic videos. These are three activities that has been routinary. I'm happy with my choices. They make me full of beans all the time.

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

Many men are enchanted my by mesmerising eyes. I can hear them gasp as I pass by the street or when riding the tube. I can't blame them, can't I? But, I'm not the typical lass who shags with anyone without the getting to know part.

I want to escape the real world, and go to a different world where flirting and having sex is not seen as immoral. I'd be chuffed if a bloke can lick my arse any time or if he can drink from my strawberry creams.

I spend most of my Saturday mornings lying down in bed and doing nothing at all. I consider this my calm before the storm because things get crazy at night during my weekends. I enjoy bar hopping and drinking non-stop. Sometimes, I also like to bring...

Growing up in a conservative family, I didn't have the chance to explore my naughty and dirty sides. Back when I was younger, I also didn't have the chance to flirt with a bunch of lads. But now that I am older, I am ready to try every naughty thing ...