Now that I've thought about it, things in my life are not fine and dandy. Most especially now that I've been deprived of sex for about three months now. I'm sure that I won't be happy and well until I get my pussy pounded by a lad's dangly bits.

I am the person that my mates would go to when they need comforting. I want a bloke who would be comfortable with sharing their troubles with me. No need to hide or pretend to be tough around me, I'm not the type to judge.

Why do you keep on checking if I change my profile or if I've added a new photo? That's of no use. If you like how I look, you better DM me and tell me how you feel. I'm not a mind reader ya know. I'm just a lady full of naughtiness.

One of the things that I hate the most is someone who can’t stop looking at his cellular phone when I am sitting right in front of him. Now that’s how I ended up here, I’m tired of talking to people who just can’t keep their eyes off of their...

My crush is Tom Brady. He's real, and he seems to be wild in bed. I can see that through my eyes. But I know I can't have sex with the real Brady, so I'm looking for someone like him in any way who can make something moist.

Even as I grew older, watching the rainfall still brings me joy. I would sit by the window with a cuppa in hand, the dreary weather is my little escape. I would be nice to find a gent who enjoys the dreary weather too. I know we could even find other...