It's true that we find true love in different places. It's also true that we find our sexmate in unexpected places. As a creative person, I have to confess that I want to meet him in a desert. Ask me why.

It doesn't take a lot to excite an old lady like myself, just need flirty words and roaming hands. I'd be a right mess when I hear naughty promises, anticipating if they're going to push through with them or keep me waiting until I start begging.

I may have a few wrinkles and white hair, but I am in no means fragile! I can take a hard pounding from a virile young gent who would even teach this old gal a new trick or two. I'm going to pleasure them like no young lass ever had.

It's been a long time since I felt the warm touch of a man's hands between my thighs. I love me who knows how to tease women with their touch. A gentle caress and a soft massage can make any lass cum, believe it or not.

Though it may not look like it, I don't smoke fags. I believe that doing so is unhealthy and will only cause harm to my body. And because of that, I would just rather put a cock in my mouth instead of an unhealthy stick of cigarette.

I know that almost all ladies here are looking for someone handsome and sexy. Well, I think those kinds of guys are too overrated already and that's why I refuse to join the bandwagon. Instead, what I am looking for is the kind of guy who's nice, swe...