Working all day takes off all the hours I could have for myself. All I can do is beat the bean on lonely nights. All I want is someone to chat with who could get me through these nights. If you think you can keep me company, hit me up!

I take sheer joy in laughing. Warning: You might fall into my charm and be addicted for a long time. This lass sometimes look like a dork when dying of laughter, but her charisma never leaves her. She twinkles even if she tries to hide it.

I don't want to think of myself as an old granny who's frail or weak. I'm a mature lady who has an interesting daily routine. I cook breakfast - egg and sausage for my toast bread. I do gardening as I love plants/flowers. I get naughty at night.

I've been itching to find a bloke who would be willing to be my pet. Someone who is comfortable with giving up control, letting me take in charge for a change. I want them to obey my orders or else a punishment is in order.

You don't have to adore me until we get old. What I'm only asking is for you to worship my body when we're in bed while we're young and able. I think you also ought to know that I have no intention to marry. You're safe in my pretty arms, honey. ;-)

Many men are enchanted my by mesmerising eyes. I can hear them gasp as I pass by the street or when riding the tube. I can't blame them, can't I? But, I'm not the typical lass who shags with anyone without the getting to know part.