Dark humour memes is what keeping me entertained these days. I know that this kind of jokes can be quite offensive, but I still enjoy a good laugh when I see one. Maybe I am going straight to hell for this, but I don't mind. I think men in hell are h...

My pinkish cunt has been dry lately. It needs watering or it will wither. If you're a nice lad, please don't let my pussy cease to exist. Transform it. Make it wet again. It doesn't matter how you'll do it. Saving it is all that matters.

There's no need to waste our time trying to know each other. We both know why we are here, so let's skip the formalities and go straight down to business. Let us tease each other all day long, and see where it could possibly lead us.

This delicious body of mine is in need of some touch and it would be nice if the touching would be accompanied by some licking. If you agree to devour every inch of my body, I promise that I will do the same to you.

I only eat fish, vegetable and fruit. Animal cruelty is now a problem in the world, and I don't want to be a burden to environmentalist. I don't hate meat, but I don't eat it. There's only one type of meat I can't say no to. Message me if you want to...

I'm the perfect example of a party girl. I love staying up late at night while having a great time with fellow party people. Getting drunk until I get wasted, but the funny thing is I still look so damn hot and pretty even if alcohol has taken over m...