Favourite food: Pasta and pizza Favourite drinks: Strawberry or mango smoothie Favourite time of the day: Night only (It's when the magic begins) I've got more to talk about, but you should message me if you want to know more about me. That'd be...

There's but one I desire. Let me spell it out: s-e-x. Sex. That's it. But I don't like it to be the typical one. Surely, you feel the same way too. Want to chat so we can have more fun talking about what we both like?

I've had a battery-operated boyfriend for the past 5 years and it does more good to me than my prick of an ex-husband if we're being honest. I'm still craving for a well hung lad though, nothing beats the elementary kind of fucking.

I fancy being treated roughly. Twisted into various positions just to see which one would reach the deepest parts of my quim. Cuffed, spanked, and tied up to the bed so that I wouldn't go anywhere while they get to do their wicked ways to me.

I'm most of the time in a euphoric state. Not because I always have sex with someone. The reason is I have a big chest full of sex toys. When I get randy, I reach out for my dildo to make me completely ecstatic.

Mates say that I have a piss poor sense of humour for laughing at the most inappropriate times. But there are just some things in life that you need to inject some humour into in order to cope with the situation. Do you feel the same way?