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I've been itching to find a bloke who would be willing to be my pet. Someone who is comfortable with giving up control, letting me take in charge for a change. I want them to obey my orders or else a punishment is in order.

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Getting the chance to get fucked on top of a grand piano is one of the most memorable experience I've had in my life so far. It was black in colour too, so when we finished our cum was visible on the lid. Now after years, I'm still waiting for a sex ...