Best time of the day: Early mornings and midnights Best sex position: Doggystyle, randy raft, and lap dance Best movie genre: Erotic, nothing else Best size for my pussy: Not picky here, short or long is fine as long as it's hard

Not getting the chance to wank or shag makes me feel barmy! I would like to at least have one orgasm on a daily basis, thank you very much. I am content doing it on my own, but where's the fun in that? Why not be a dear, and help a good woman out?

Most men don't want to let me go, for I'm a talented lady. Whatever sex position we try, I can stretch myself for a penetrative sex. My talent doesn't end with being flexible. With my mesmerizing eyes, men have an erection right away.

Shagging is not only about kissing and touching each other or making each other orgasm. When I have sex with a good-looking bloke, I would say it's the best sex ever if I won't be able to move after he's done drilling inside me.

The only thing that I want right now is a boy toy. Yes, you've read that right. I want a lad who comes to rescue me whenever I'm feeling horny and whenever my axe wound feels the need to be pleased. To be clear, I don't want anything serious, I just ...

Is your life all black and white? There's nothing wrong with that. You're mature enough to make your own decisions. I have another question though. Do you want some colour to your life? I might be the one you've been hoping to find. I'm the brightest...