In my opinion, the most difficult place to shag would be in a museum. I've been going to them for years and often wonder how quiet you'd have to be to not be heard when getting fucked. I'm a bit old, so I don't really care much about being loud thoug...

My favourite gesture is when a lad kisses me behind the lugholes. It is bleedin' intimate and cute. Makes a bint have butterflies in her stomach. I just want a man who will do that to me and more. All I have at the moment is my hotdog pillow.

My crush is Tom Brady. He's real, and he seems to be wild in bed. I can see that through my eyes. But I know I can't have sex with the real Brady, so I'm looking for someone like him in any way who can make something moist.

I don't need a professional comedian in my life, but I'd appreciate if a good-looking bloke who'll brighten up my mornings with his jokes comes along. I'd love him more if he's genuinely interested in me.

At the age I'm in, I shouldn't be afraid of the dark but I still sleep with my fairy lights on. The only times I slept in total darkness was when a fit lad shagged me so good that I passed out after creaming all over his cock. A favourable solution t...

Taking time out at the end of the day to get the tension out of my body and satisfy my aching quim is the part I always look forward to. Through the years I have figured out the perfect way to have me creaming my knickers in no time. Would you like t...