Marriage short-lived but couldn't say I regret it. I just figured out that I'd rather be a single lady who is free to play around with any young bloke who tickles my fancy. Years later, I can still keep up and even go beyond what's expected from me.

The wildest place that I've shagged a bloke in is at the cinema while we were supposed to be watching a horror movie. He had to shove his fingers into my mouth at some point because of how I was moaning so loud.

I took the Pottermore test and landed myself in Hufflepuff. Which suits me since I am fond of the colour yellow, it's warm and bright. I'm also very friendly so don't be shy about leaving a message, I'll get back to you as soon as I can.

Don't wear bras when going out. It's true I don't wear anything aside from my shirt paired with my tight trousers. I felt like I couldn't breathe when I used to wear them, so I'm having a break. Besides, it's what you like, don't you?

I'm a cat person but the only kitty I own is gagging to get dicked down by a well hung dishy lad. Don't get me wrong, dogs are adorable but I just like how cats just need to be stroked in order to be satisfied.

Sex over expensive chocolates. I can order chocolates on my own, but I can't buy great sex. Penis over dildoes. Any size is perfect. Dildoes aren't real, so they don't satisfy me as much as hard cocks.