Whether we admit it or not, being in a relationship is a tiring thing to do and that's the reason why I decided to call time on my five-year relationship. Yes, I am single now and I'm looking for a lad who can have some dirty kind of fun with me.

Baking cake and cookies are some of my interests. On every friend's birthday celebration, my cake and cookies are always present. You can take that literally or figuratively. They're both true anyway.

I'm your hot sugar momma. Pardon me for asking but, what do you want? I've had lots of boyfriends, young and old, and as a sexy sugar momma, I showered them with typical gifts as well as special gifts in bed. I won't tell you what they are if you don...

Having fun and laughing my heart out is an absolute must! I'm young and vivacious, I'm not gonna let anything come in my way of enjoying the fuck out of life. I want to get to know blokes who feel the same way, leave me a message!

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

This pussy of mine is begging to be touched and to be played with already. Well, I can do that but I still need some help from a bloke who has a mind full of dirty thoughts that can help me be in the mood for some solo masturbation.