Give me the best joke you have, and I will reply to you if I find it hilarious. I don't want a handsome and fit stud at this moment. I am looking for a funny man who can brighten up my day with his jokes and stories.

Breaking up with my long-term partner is a damp squib. We broke up last week and I didn't even shed a single tear. And right now, I am already on the search for someone who can replace him. Are there any volunteers here?

I may look harmless but don’t let that fool you. I can make you scream my name out loud in bed. All I’m looking for is someone who can take all of me. Not to brag honey but I can do it in positions that I bet you’ve never tried before. So be wa...

There are a lot of things I want to do in my life, but finding a man who can sexually please me is my priority right now. It would be great if he could also provide me with the love and care I deserve. Let us have a quick chat so that I can see wheth...

I'm a lazy bitch who does not want to move a muscle whenever she's having a leg over with someone. I prefer to just be like a lifeless doll who receives pleasure and who gets fucked over and over again without exerting any effort.

I am a self-proclaimed workaholic. In the past, you will rarely see me at home because I spend most of my time at work. Now that I am retired, I have a lot of free time on my hand. I don't know what I should do with all the time I have. If you have s...