It has been long since I visited a watering hole and all I can say is I miss the taste of alcohol. I also miss being three sheets in the wind with a bunch of my mates. But what I miss the most about the watering holes is flirting around with some nic...

No longer the dull woman who can spend her day just staying in and be with her pets. I am now a pleasure-seeker that likes to bar hop, try new things, and meet perfect strangers. I would love to get to know various types of men and get to know them o...

I'm the kind of lass who's excited for her next trips. I always have questions on my mind like, "What's the trip gonna be like?" "Are there massage parlors?" "Will I find cosmic restaurants?" Having these questions in my head keeps me from sleeping.

I drool if I see a fine man's bollocks. The next thing that I do, I lick those bollocks like a hungry hot beast. It's lovely to hear a guy groan out of pleasure. Hearing a guy moan makes me soaking wet.

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

I bake bread when I'm at home, but there's a twist. I only bake when I'm starkers and when the door is open. A fresh air helps me bake better. My bread is something never forget. Most always come back to have more.