My husband is this bleedin' busy man. Who isn't gaffe much, and is gaffe for only a few days. He is knackered most of the time. Can ye help me out? All I'm looking for is a short time mafted -fun, aka leg over. I don't want him finding out, so let's ...

I am here to look for a lad who can make me the happiest woman in bed. I want to find someone who will not only please me until I cum but will also cuddle with me until I fall asleep. I just hope I find that person any time soon.

I broke someone's heart a couple years ago I wasn't ready. I had so many dreams I had to pursue at the time. This time, I might do it again - hurting a lad's feelings, so if you're not here for fun, look away. But if you're thrilled by it, send me a ...

My perfect day would consist of a few cans of cold Guinness, salty pretzels mixed in with some crisps, and pornography. I don't really need a toy to wank, I have my dainty fingers for that. I do hope that it gets replaced with manlier digits soon.

I find beauty in places that are less visited by people. I see beauty in everything from the moment I wake up. I'm delighted to be alive and to be surrounded by people I love and who love me. Every day is special.

When it comes to serious and romantic relationships, I can say that I am the type of lady who has been in the wars. I have suffered a lot because of my exes and I can't bear to take any more heartbreak. So, who I am looking for here is the kind of bl...