As I was writing this, I felt pitiful for myself. I mean, I never thought of doing this, but my life right now doesn't allow me to go out and mingle with hot singles. I think this is the easiest and most convenient way to have some dick, especially w...

Hopping from one bar to another is my favorite thing to do during my days off from work. There is nothing better than getting wasted on Friday and Saturday nights. I don’t drink because I want to relax. I drink because I want to get hammered. If I ...

I want to be honest here. I'm mad about foreplay that lasts for hours. And if there's one secret I shouldn't tell you, but I will, it's the fact that during the last stage of a foreplay, I like a lollipop to play with my fanny.

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

With my juicylicious big boobs, you'll never be thirsty again. With my gentle hands, you'll enjoy staying in my arms. With my soft voice, you'll get mad without hearing it again. With your long and hard, big penis, my tight pussy will finally f...

I am not looking for a person to spend the rest of my life with but I'm very keen to make new friends and share thoughts and ideas about things we're all curious about.