I work hard but play harder. I relish being outdoors, particularly throughout the summertime. Even winter can't make me stay at home. I love food, good company and loud laughter, while downing tequila.

I'm a classy woman who loves herself and the people around her. She treats everyone well and is not impolite to strangers. I read all the time, and I enjoy TED talks. But when boredom creeps in, I go to a pub to have a sip of wine.

Do you want to be with me? If you do, then send me a message now. I am such a rare gem that many men will try to win me over. Don't be late for the game. Make sure you send me something interesting to increase your odds of being chosen by me. I know ...

I don't appreciate it when blokes are beating around the bush by saying Double Dutch words. I would prefer it more if they directly tell me what they truly want with me even if that involves something that is considered to be dirty and indecent.

I have read somewhere that while your partner is wearing a blindfold, use a feather to tease them and it heightens their arousal. I wonder when I'll find a bloke to do the experiment with me. I would also request to be on the receiving end first.

Would be happy to be the tweeny in our roleplay. How would you pleasure me? I'll leave that up to your playful imagination. I reckon you have lots of them in your head right now. Would you let me know what they are, please?