Me: 30-year-old female with a generally positive outlook on life, living alone, no piercing, zero tattoos, one car, one cat, and one (slightly used) vagina.

When it comes to punishments, I would always lean towards using a riding crop to a tight man's arse. The sound leather makes against the skin and the way it makes the skin blush is such a sight to see. I sometimes have the urge to sink my teeth in.

I have come to the conclusion that the best way to give a blowjob is to ask the bloke how he likes it. Though there are some who don't quite know how to ask for things. Which is why I base what they fancy on how much they moan and writhe.

Popping a bottle of cheap champagne for no apparent reason is one of the simple things that bring me joy. A good shag on the sofa, on the kitchen counter, on the bed, in the shower, or anywhere really, brings me delight and satisfaction.

I have always been a night person. I feel the sexiness oozing out of me whenever it is dark. This is the time when I would go to pubs because I really feel confident. Having someone to talk to during these eerie hours would be lovely.

I've been on best dates, and that means I've also been on worst dates which I'm not afraid to admit. They're all fun but, right now, I'm not yet ready to date another bloke. I'm looking for someone who's fine with chatting with me until I'm ready. If...