When doing any job, it is important to have the right set of tools. I am looking for a lad who has a 6-inch tool or bigger between his legs. Things might be a little loose on my cave, so I only need someone who can make it feel tight again.

A woman who knows how to properly lick ice cream in a cone. My tongue is an expert in moving and swirling properly so I am confident to say that I can lick a lad's knob in the best and most satisfying way possible.

A bacon sandwich paired with a builder's tea is my favourite breakfast. For dinner, I favour authentic Italian pasta or rice and curry. I'm not so picky, but when it comes to food that I fancy, they have to be cooked deliciously and with love.

I'm not here to find relationships, serious attachments, and commitments. I only came here to search for someone who I can be friends with. And by friends, I mean someone who I can talk dirty with without any malice at all.

I've been a tamed lady my whole life and I think it's about time to change all of that. Spending my youth being a prude was a disastrous thing. Decades in and I still have a lot to learn when it comes to shagging. Time to release the beast and hoping...

I am not in a hurry when it comes to finding the right man for me. There's no use of rushing into things, especially when it comes to relationships. I mean, one should enjoy the entree before savoring the taste of the main dish.