I've worked at one of the local theaters in our area when I was younger, and I can't even begin to tell you just how many people I've caught shagging in the bathrooms and janitor closets. Some I even found snogging in the alcoves. I envy them even as...

It doesn't take a lot to excite an old lady like myself, just need flirty words and roaming hands. I'd be a right mess when I hear naughty promises, anticipating if they're going to push through with them or keep me waiting until I start begging.

Working all day takes off all the hours I could have for myself. All I can do is beat the bean on lonely nights. All I want is someone to chat with who could get me through these nights. If you think you can keep me company, hit me up!

Drinking on Saturdays. Shagging someone who's dishy. Fantasising while watching erotic videos. These are three activities that has been routinary. I'm happy with my choices. They make me full of beans all the time.

Rough, aggressive, a touch violent, and animalistic. The type of sex that would leave me bones yet still craving for more. A young man who can show me that I did not lose the fire despite the years that have passed.

Tending to my garden in the morning has been a consistent routine since I started living on my own. A few decades in and this chore still brings me happiness. I am looking for a partner who can bring out a different brand of passion within me.