You don't need to bother giving me the hug with a pat on the back nor the "London Bridge" hug. You can freely give me the one-handed hug and the naughty hug and I'll be the happiest lass. Bonus point if there's French Kiss.

As I was writing this, I felt pitiful for myself. I mean, I never thought of doing this, but my life right now doesn't allow me to go out and mingle with hot singles. I think this is the easiest and most convenient way to have some dick, especially w...

I want to escape the real world, and go to a different world where flirting and having sex is not seen as immoral. I'd be chuffed if a bloke can lick my arse any time or if he can drink from my strawberry creams.

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

People would often tell me that I dress too provocatively, I say I'm just expressing myself! I want to show off my busty baps and curvaceous ass, wanting men to stare, pant, and slobber as I pass their way.

Every woman has their own fanny which lustful men have seen; I'm sure. But when these men look at mine, their gaze stays in my sensuous pussy like it's the most delicious treat. This could be an overstatement, but I've had men drown in the wetness of...